Purple Rain

I was talking to my friend on the phone when my mother brought in some furniture she took from her office. The colors were so loud I couldn't hear the rest of the conversation:

I'd like to title this picture, Crap I'll Inherit When My Parents Roll Off This Mortal Coil or Rest In Peace Grimace:

Sadly there probably isn't even any hope that shit would go up in a fire, it looks pretty flame retardant. 

As if the chairs aren't enough, my mother also brought home a matching love seat. Yes, someone made a Barney the Purple Dinosaur colored furniture set of these visual abortions!!!!!ii1i1!i1!

I'm sure I'll look back on this later with amusement some day but until then I'm going to plot ways to haul this junk off in the dump before my sister and I have to fight over who gets what during the will.

"No you take it!"

"No I insist you take it! Mom would have wanted it that way..."

2:^)