WARNING: Boring Drama Alert, Proceed At Your Own Risk

So yesterday I had this whole entry written out about this party I got invited to for my friend's friend's friend's 21st birthday and I was chugging along really making some progress when I was overcome with the urge to quit it. Does this happen to anyone else? You just lose inspiration in talking about something or you simply can't muster up the energy to finish what you started?

I just couldn't maintain my blogging arousal yesterday. I need Blogagra (the blog equivalent of Viagra).

The muse isn't really inspiring me to write today either, though I'm pretty sure I just caused some major drama the other day which could fuel the fires. Let us see.

So I told my friend (who shall be called Naive for this entry) about the rumor going around that her boyfriend slept with my nemesis. I felt like she had the right to know, and everyone thought she should know, but no one had the brass ones to do it. While she seemed concerned, she refused to acknowledge that anything happened between them and would rather think my nemesis is lying than her boyfriend is. I tried to convince her that this was the best course of action because my nemesis has been known to exaggerate his sexual experiences in the past and has lied about the people he's slept with (although admittedly it was always the case that he was lying about people he said he didn't sleep with when he had, rather than saying he'd slept with someone he hadn't).

Part of my concern though is that her boyfriend obviously wouldn't admit to doing anything with my nemesis even if he had and there's also the distinct possibility that my nemesis did take advantage of her boyfriend in a drunken state (which he has been known to do - one person I know accuses him of rape, another accuses him of fondling them when they were too messed up to do anything about it aaaand there was a witness who collaborates this story and was the one who forced my nemesis to leave - twice). Needless to say, my nemesis is an awesome human being. The possibility that something (or someone) went down between them is very high.

Well today more details follow. All I knew was that there was the rumor that my nemesis had slept with my friend's boyfriend, and that's all I had told Naive.

About two months ago my friend Bulldog (so called because he looks like one) sent me a strange instant message in which he franctically wanted to talk to my friend about her boyfriend. He wouldn't go into the particulars, but the whole situation was a little strange and I couldn't figure out what the big deal was. Then like I had said yesterday I was talking to a mutual friend of mine and the nemesis and somehow Naive's boyfriend came up and that's how I found out that her boyfriend was the very same person that my nemesis said he had fooled around with back in the day. Anyway after learning the name it dawned on me why Bulldog was acting so funny all those months ago. I text messaged two people with the news, Pizzaface and Loudmouth. Pizzaface just laughed and asked me to tell her more, while Loudmouth actually called and left me this message "Hey I just got your text and girl that is old news [Pizzaface] must have told you that, because I've known that shit since [Bulldog's] birthday! Anyway you need to call me back so we can discuss. Love you love what you do. Bye"

I use iChat and it logs all of my conversations on instant messenger so I checked my log to see what date the convo had occurred and then checked his birthdate on facebook and what should I find. His birthday was just a few days after we had that weird conversation. So my friends have known all this for months and no one has told me anything.

What do they not trust me? They act like I'm going to go crazy and blab it to everyone or post it on the internet or somethi- oh shit... well whatever. They should still trust me! Now it's just an open secret and I'm the last to know (err well actually Naive is the last to know I suppose).

So back to the story. Last night, like I said, Naive randomly messaged me (we hadn't spoken in about 3 months). I guess she just wanted to catch up and apparently talk about chocolate ice cream (because as we know food is the way to my heart). Eventually the subject of her boyfriend came up and I used this as my opportunity. I asked her if Bulldog had gotten in touch with her and she took the bait. She had a weird conversation wtih him two awhile back. All Bulldog did was try to allude to the fact that her boyfriend was gay by saying something to the effect of "oh I think I've lost the second love of my life". He never mentioned her man's potential involvement with my nemesis. She asked if that was what I was talking about and I said sort of but not quite and when she pressed me told her the rumor. I then text messaged Pizzaface to tell her that she knew now.

Then I wake up this morning to a text message from Pizzaface and logged onto my computer to talk to her. We talked about Naive's reaction to the news. I told her she doesn't really believe my nemesis and I don't like to give him the benefit of the doubt either so I wouldn't put it past him to lie:

Your Hero: I mean knowing [my nemesis] I can not trust anything he says completely no matter how credible it sounds.

Pizzaface: Yeah but I thought [Loudmouth] said [Bulldog] was there.

Your Hero: [Bulldog] was there when they fooled around?!

Pizzaface: Well up until they went into whatever room they were going into.

THERE WAS A WITNESS! I had just assumed Bulldog had been told by my nemesis about the incident, but apparently he was there for part of it! This is just so dramalicious my little heart can't handle it.

What really concerns me most though is that if this is true, Naive HAS to know but I don't feel like it is my place to tell her that. She needs to hear it directly from the source (since my nemesis had told me he fooled around with a guy in his a capella group he just hadn't told me any names). Mainly my concern is (regardless of whether or not her boyfriend is gay or bi or was experimenting) he was dating a girl at the time that this incident *allegedly* occurred, and it is this that makes me uncomfortable.

I can forgive a lot of things but cheating is definitely in the top ten reasons I will unmake you and I don't want Naive to put herself in a situation where she is setting herslf up for an upset.

I hate to do it but it looks like I'm going to have to pull out the old Puppet Master strings and start getting people to be honest with one another. *Sigh* If people would just be truthful in the first place this wouldn't be necessary.

But a gays gotta do what a gays gotta do.

I have a feeling it'll be a long bumpy road, but I got my gulashes on to wade through the bullshit and my helmet is ready for when the drama explodes. Life watch your horns, I'ma comin' and I'm gonna steer you towards the truth no matter how many people you gore in the process.

Ahhh another entry down. Childish nonsense like this is just the grease that keeps the wheels spinning.

2:^)