Monday, September 11, 2006

Classy Class 3

My technology professor is a real idiot. Graduated from MIT with a Ph.D. in computer science and couldn't manage the computer console for the slide projector or the light switches. He did appreciate that my response to his "how scared are you of this class" question was"pants soilingly" so he can't be all that bad.

I'm excited because one of the girls in my class mentioned that her "partner" is a Microsoft Certified Specialist, which I will tackle in two directions.

First, I hope by partner she meant gay female homo lifemate because if she's some dumb feminist that refuses to say husband I will cockslap her in the name of the patriarchy. Second, it excites me that her partner is a Microsoft Certified Specialist because what that makes me think of are those late night commercials that have some blonde white woman talking about the glories of an MS certification from whatever online/correspondence course that's hawking and all the people touting the glories of knowing how to use Excel *finally* are the finest Mexicans pennies can buy. I hope she took the other opportunities those institutions offer like fashion design or a lab technician.

Love it!

So from here on out even if her gay female homo lifemate mexican girlfriend turns out to be named Philip, that is what I am going to picture regardless.

You should too.

I'm also excited because there's this other girl I suspect is Irish. I couldn't figure out though because the accent is very weak. I will have to keep talking to her until I feel comfortable enough to squeeze the question into a conversation/can determine whether she just has a speech impediment.

I can feel it's going to be a good year.

2:^)

1 Comments:

At 6:49 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think you need to stay clear of amphetamines at all costs.

 

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