Did I Actually Just Read That?

I was just doing one of my usual blog tours and sometimes I like to play a game that's like six degrees of separation where I see how long it takes for me to make my way back to my journal.

As I was clicking around, I stopped on one site because there was a pretty boy on the front page I was drawn in by the title which had something to d0 with with white collar people. (Little known fact about me - I am FASCINATED by social class).

The entry was by no means the social commentary that I imagined it to be. What unfolded was a story about two lawyers on a crowded train, to God knows, who gave eachother "the eyes" and proceeded to give each other... what's the word agan? ah yes FOOTJOBS.

Now does it take a foot fetishist to understand how that works? Perhaps I'm just not imaginative enough because there's only one way I can imagine that being possible:

and it ain't pretty.

2:^)

P.S. I couldn't find a good picture of a chimp in a business suit but that's okay because I didn't want people to get confused and think it was an actual lawyer. 2;^)

P.P.S. I found this picture in my quest:


How anthropomorpheriffic! See how he holds that gun? Just imagine how he'd work a...