No Time To Crap

So my friend who was mad at me for repeating something that someone else said because I wanted to know his reaction and he basically went apeshit which prompted me to say he needs to get a sense of humor which made him go even more apeshit (apeshittier?) and thus sparked the last post and then this sentence which stopped being a real sentence about two or three ignored commas ago...

Well he apologized for his overblown response.

Bwhahaha! Racism wins again!

Wait what?

In other news, I haven't written in this piece in forever because I've been very very busy. I've got more homework than I know what to do with and if it keeps up at this rate I'm going to have to start wearing Depends because I won't have time for bathroom breaks.

You can thank me later for that visual.

Otherwise, things have been absolutely super. I'm getting along better and better with my coworkers every day. My new favorite person is the new gay student assistant. He's kind of cute even though I can't tell how old he is/he has long hair. LONG HAIR ICK! I think what I enjoy most about him is that he seems very nice at first, but then after hearing me openly make fun of our coworkers to their faces, he's taken to bad mouthing them to me via email.

If you can smack talk with the best of them you have a friend in me! And he is no limits too! Be it the fact they paint in their eyebrows or dress like a homely lesbian. Most importantly of all he makes fun of to no end. The other day he was being such a smart ass I threatened to cock slap him.

This is how I flirt.

And I wonder why I'm single.

2:^)