Professors Say The Darndest Things

First my archives professor says, "Weenie of the week" and reccomends drinking after doing a lot of records management then my technology professor says we're going to start a daisy chain* in class. Now picture me giggling for a half an hour after the fact.

I've had a rather boring week. All I've done is work, go to class, and whore myself for this festival I'm planning. I put up fliers all over the building and our dutiful cleaning people had them torn down by the next day. A few survived their genocide which is my middle finger to them. Screw you for doing your job!

The publicity front is still going strong. I was able to make several notable classroom announcements. In one I promised to do a jig if people showed up, in another I may or may not have insulted my professor. I've got one more class to hit up and then I'll be done completely. Debating what ridiculous thing I'll say next... perhaps offers of candy and sexual favors.

On the car front, I've narrowed my car choices down to a Honda or Toyota (which many folks have recommended). I like to think those cars are higher quality because Japanese people are tiny and can get their tiny hands into places American born manufacturers can't. My new debate is whether I should buy a car because it's fuel efficient or because it has all wheel drive.

Sure there's the risk of driving recklessly in inclement weather, but only 30 bucks a week on gas... fantastic.

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*For those of you who don't pride yourself on knowing dirty words and phrases here is a definition for you by our good friends at UrbanDictonary.com.

"Often found in porn, a phenomenon where multiple female participants perform cunnilingus on each other in a circular formation, permitting each participant to both give and recieve oral sex simultaneously."