Sunday, April 01, 2007

It Ain't Easy Being Easy

So I think I'm in love with this guy I met at a bar. He's hilarious, he's cute, he's employed, he's got all of his original teeth! And I think he may even be into me (or wants to be into me heyooooo).

Our wedding should be scheduled for June, right?

How can something with someone so seemingly perfect go so perfectly wrong? Sure I have a tradition of being attracted to the most jacked up dregs of society but this humble little fellow seems well rounded and interested in the same things that I am.

That is until I found out that in his perfect little past he took a strong interest in a little something the kids on the streets are calling CRYSTAL METH!

And of course for some reason finding this out about him made me that much more attracted to him so I think my only choice in life now is to go cloister myself until the rapture when God has weeded out all the sociopaths, drug abusers, and prostitutes - or as I like to call them my usual dating pool.

*Le sigh*